英语搞笑句子？

1. "Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!"， 2. "I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised."， 3. "My cat sat on my keyboard while I was typing this email. It's quite a feat."， 4. "When you're feeling really down, try making yourself laugh by watching a funny movie."， 5. "The best way to solve problems is to ignore them and find something else to do."， 6. "When you go out with friends and accidentally order double portion of pizza, just tell the waiter it's for dessert only."， 7. "Don't believe anyone who says that laughter is the best medicine. It's just a distraction from real pain."， 8. "I love getting lost in my own thoughts. It's like a warm hug from a friend."， 9. "I once tried to catch a butterfly, but I got stuck in mid-air. It felt like a net job."， 10. "When you feel like giving up, remember that failure is not the end, but just another step towards success."

2. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

3. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

4. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly!

5. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.

6. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.

7. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

8. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

9. Did you hear about the kidnapping at the park? They woke up.

10. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!