圣诞之家城堡

圣诞节------（天主要求）我们过的一种节日，是用来庆祝 大量砍树和花钱的。

圣诞节前夜，圣诞白叟和一位清廉的政治人物，以及一位心地仁慈的律师在一家高级饭馆一同等电梯。

门还未开之前，三人同时看到地上有一张新台币1000元的钞票，猜猜谁会捡起它？

答复：当然是圣诞白叟！

为什莫？因为各人都晓得别的两者其实不存在。

若圣诞白叟的驯鹿食 掉了你的铅笔，你该怎麽办？

答复：用钢笔。

圣诞白叟喜好字花园里做什么？

答复：锄地。（英语中hoe和ho同音，hoe是锄草之意，ho则是圣诞白叟的笑声。

什么工具圣诞白叟能够分发出往 ，本身却还留着？

答复：伤风

时间早了

圣诞佳节到来，法官心绪 愉悦地问受审人：“你干了什么坏事呀？”

“我本年圣诞购物早了些，”犯人哭着答复。

“那并非件坏事，”法官说，“到底多早啊？”

“商铺开门之前，”犯人答道。

圣诞白叟

某日，妈妈问小于：你相信 有圣诞白叟吗？

小于：嗯……（想了一下）不相信 ……

妈妈心想小于实是长大了。她便又问：你为什么不相信 有圣诞白叟呢？

小于想了想说：因为那里从没下过雪。

圣诞树

查理每年都向他老爸吵着要圣诞树，他老爸老是说太贵了，不想买。

本年圣诞节又到了，查理的老爸其实被他吵得头疼，于是提起斧子出了门。过了一刻钟，老爸扛着一棵大个的圣诞树回来了。查理兴奋 地大喊 起来，“老爸，你实了不得，才花一刻钟就砍了那么大的一棵树回来！”

老爸拍拍他的后脑勺说，“傻小子，砍树哪有那么快，我是从集市上带回来的。”

查理问：“你不是嫌贵不想买的吗？”

老爸说：“没看我带了斧子吗？”

1、男性生长的三阶段：

相信 圣诞白叟的存在。

不相信 圣诞白叟的存在。

本身是个圣诞白叟

圣诞白叟的孙子

圣诞节将到,某单元举行一次圣诞晚会,因为节目良多,圣诞白叟一般在最初才出来向各人祝愿.饰演圣诞白叟的演员无事,在那里把胡须拿下来食 肯德基.当主持人说: “如今由圣诞白叟向各人恭喜圣诞节快乐.有请圣诞白叟.”那时饰演圣诞白叟的演员,慌张地上了台,把那胡须给忘了戴就上台.主持人一看不合错误呀,那圣诞白叟怎么没有胡须呢?忘说: “你是何人呀!”,那时他晓得本身忘掉戴有须了,他急中生计地说: “我是圣诞白叟的孙子.”主持人立即 说: “请你把你的爷爷喊 来.”他答复后立即 跑到后台戴是胡须出来,对各人说: “你们有没有看到我的孙子.”

圣诞心愿

“亲爱的圣诞白叟，往 年我收到的是一个妹妹，而不是一辆赛车。也许，另一个想得到妹妹的男童却收到了赛车。我们把阿谁妹妹留了焉为，但如今我仍然想要一辆赛车。”

邻人的小男孩见亚历山大如许写，也赶紧给写了一封信：

“亲爱的圣诞白叟，往 年您固然帮我弄到了一辆赛车，但本年我还需要一辆大一岁的新赛车。至于阿谁新的小妹妹，您仍是留到明年送给亚历山大吧。”

2005年的圣诞节到了，布什向着天主许愿道:

"天主，我期看 得到拉灯。"

圣诞白叟呈现了，说：

"钻进我的口袋，我会让你的愿看 实现的。"

布什就钻了进往 ，刚一进往 ，他就发现里面有一小我，一惊之下，他竟然发现阿谁人就是…

…

布什大笑道：

"圣诞白叟公然有才能，有胆识，有才调，有气概气派………（以下省略）

那时，他闻声 拉灯正在用阿拉伯语反复那句话。

最初，两人闻声 圣诞白叟说：

"哈哈，两方面的赏金我都得了。"

圣诞白叟卸往 化装，他竟然是老萨...................................

楼主你好圣诞之家能够爆出各类

物魔损害

爆率

进攻 的药水还有圣诞白叟的手套胡子兑换卷还有圣诞金星星（可在马琳那兑换工具）然后还有我不是路盲和Merry

Christmas的称号书（胜利率很低,称号属性很好）圣诞守护神和圣诞守护者（100%胜利率）还有一日的爱丽丝石头，右翼的石头,15天的圣诞白叟石头还有一些7天的圣诞时拆

Homestay第一日:一路奔赴Homestay

Homestay 是国际圣诞之家（ Christmas International House）安放 的一些文化交换项目，也就是圣诞假期，你能够抉择 一些处所，住在本地人家里和地道的美国人共度圣诞，以便足够 领会本地文化。我们能够从那些项目中抉择 三个处所，我和俊英，Lake报了统一个处所，别离 是福罗里达州，宾夕法尼亚州，和一个什么州（忘记了，呵呵！！），最初我们同时被宾夕法尼亚州的哈里斯堡（Harrisburg）登科。我和Lake总共是125的报名费，俊英是100美金,往返 机票每人420美圆。时间是12月18日到1月2日。

Lake12月15日放假，我们就起头拾掇行李，预备 宾州之行。机票早已订好，从哥伦布动身，亚特兰大起色，再飞往宾州的哈斯堡。12月18号，早上8点钟，早早地，Maribel 开车接上我们，每人10美圆的车资，同往 的有家燕和崔瑞等留学生，她们home stay 的处所是亚特兰大。

我们抵达哥伦布机场10点钟摆布，哥伦布是一个很有军事味道的城市，内战期间曾一度是战场，就是如今，穿戴迷彩服几乎光头的兵士也是处处可见的。哥伦布机场很小，我们一走进大门，就觉得萧条气逼人，除了我们三个乘客，再也找不到其他乘客的踪影。所以，我们三小我在机场的表态，吸引了几乎所有工做人员的目光，有几个工做人员迎了上来，问我们往 哪，几点的飞机，很是热情。然后告诉我们，我们需要等很长时间才气check in, 我们乘坐的Delta飞机打点处，空无一人，得比及下战书3点。归正我们的飞机是下战书5:30， 那就等呗。

哥伦布机场里，独一的饭馆，也是空无一人，冷冷清清，有时候连办事人员都找不到一个。在办事人员呈现的时候，我们挠 紧时机，点了我们的午餐，坐在餐厅里，一边聊天 ，一边期待下战书3点钟的到来。等焦急了，就到外边的太阳底下散漫步，绕着泊车场一圈一圈地转着，大脑里什么也不想，蓝蓝的天，如雪的芦苇花静静地在轻风中扭捏着，心里静得，一切一切都浮在了白云之外。

下战书三点，我们列队check in, 那一次不太命运，碰上了一个糊涂蛋，一个黑人女子，可能刚上班不久，营业不太娴熟 ，我告诉她我们的名字，让她出票，她却告诉我们，我们回程的时间必需改，因为有些航班已经取缔 了，并给了我们两个时间让我们抉择 ，我抉择 了一个时间，成果她忙碌 了一个小时，那个问题都没有搞定，又是打德律风，又是找人帮手，三小我的飞机票出了一个半小时，出的机票有的给了我，有的又要回往 ，撕了，从头再出，实不知她搞什么鬼，那要在中国早给她开了，营业程度 太差。最初，她给我的机票，航班时间都对不上号，我都看晕了，一张上写的是从哥伦布到亚特兰大是5：30动身，别的一张是7:10，到底哪个时间是对的呀，她告诉我航班晚点了，My God，那就是美国，有没有人道呀，我们要赶飞往哈斯堡8:40的飞机，8:07分才气到亚特兰大，我问她，我们该怎么办？她说跑呗，让后给我写出了登机口，说是从C46跑到C37来得及，鬼晓得，来得及来不及，给她理论不清晰 ，做罢！

成果，事实并不是如斯，航班6点钟不到就起飞了，45分钟的航程，不到7点我们就到了亚特兰大，她事先给我们说的登机口也不合错误，我晕！原先方案的短跑也取缔 了，虚惊一场！！！

我们乘坐的飞机，十分小，只要48个乘客位。随身照顾的箱子（carry-on bags），不容许 带进 机舱，早早地有人发个牌，给你拿往 ，拆进 了飞机的行李舱里。下飞机的时候记住取箱子就能够啦！

10:30分飞机准时抵达哈里斯堡，我们的Host mother Wanda Heise 和他的爱人Glen Heise早早地等在出站口，两个看起来都在60岁摆布，十分地驯良可亲，在此之前，我已经屡次和Wanda邮件交换，相互之间几有点默契。

Hello friends,

We are looking forward to getting to know the two of you when you arrive in Harrisburg on Dec. 18th.  Glen and I are the parents of two married daughters, both of whom are married and live internationally.  So, we won't get to see them this Christmas.  It also means that we will have room in our house for guests. Our daughters also each have two children, so we are grandparents.  We like to talk to our grandchildren through Skype and FaceTime, so you might get to meet them that way! :)

We will be in Florida the week before you arrive, so we will all need to adjust back to the cold weather of Pennsylvania.  If it snows, we hope that we can do some outdoor activities.  If you have warm coats, please bring them.  If you don't, we will find something to borrow around here.  Don't bother buying anything new.  It might not even snow, but it will be cold.We enjoy reading, traveling and visiting with friends, attending movies, eating out, and lots of other things.

Since we have grandchildren, we have a few toys that might interest a boy, but we also have a few friends with sons who know that you are coming to visit.  We will try to find time to introduce you.Will you be traveling on the trips that are planned for the group?  We would like to consider also going, if it suits us when you go.  However, on Saturday, December 29th, my husband, Glen's family will be here for a Christmas celebration.  It will be at our house during the day.  You would be welcome to be here with us for that, but if you prefer to go on the bus trip to New York City, we certainly understand that.  You probably don't have many opportunities to get to New York and it is worth seeing.

We will also appreciate knowing when you will arrive on Tuesday, December 18th.  We want to include you in as many activities as we can.  At least we would like to invite you to join us, if at all possible.  We are looking forward to sharing our Christmas time with you.  There will be community activities as well as church related and family events.  It will be a busy but fun time, I hope.

See you soon,

Wanda Heise

Dear Heise,

I am very glad to receive your email.You are so nice and considerate. I am looking forward to spending  christmas holiday with Glen and you. I am sure we will have an enjoyable time together.

My son Lake and me will arrive at the Harrisburg airport at around 10:30pm on December 18th, and I don't know whether the time of our arrival is ok or not. I hope we won't take any inconvenience to you.

We plan to take part in all the group trips( including the trip to New York on Saturday, December 29th), and had enrolled our name for the three trips. Yes, as you say, we probably don't have many opportunities to visit New York. So even if we would like to enjoy the christmas celebration with Glen's family and you together, we will make a trip to visit the biggest city of the USA.

As to the cold weather, we have warm clothes to deal with it. So we can play outdoors happily.

From the words of your email, I feel that Glen and you have a happy family. I am sure that you are the best grandparents in the world.

We cannot wait to enjoy the holidays with Glen and you.

Thank you!

Happy Thanksgiving Day!

Yours,

Hongying

Dear Hongying,

Thanks so much for your e-mail. I am glad to know of your plans. For Thanksgiving we are leaving on Thursday for Mexico where my daughter and her family live. I hope that you have a chance to experience some of the Thanksgiving traditions here in the U.S. Because it is an American holiday, my daughter is planning to have the traditional meal on Saturday instead of Thursday. She is planning to invite some neighbors to join us there. It will seem strange to have the holiday when others are not off work or doing the same thing. I guess you have experienced that many times here with your holidays.

If you can send us your flight numbers and airline information before you come, we can check in case of delays, etc. You can just e-mail the itinerary, if you wish. We only live about 15 minutes from the Harrisburg airport. That will not be a problem to meet you both at the airport. We will be very excited to meet you.

Again, thanks so much for all of the information. I will see what trips, if any, that I can do with the group. But I am glad that you can do all of them. They are all great places to visit.

If you have other questions before you arrive that would help you to feel more comfortable, feel free to ask me. Have a great month.

Always,

Wanda

Dear Heise Wanda,

This is the information of my flight(see attachment).

Thank you so much for your consideration. Thanksgiving day and Christmas are different festivals from Chinese ones. I am very happy to experience the different culture here. And I am appreciated that I can have a good opportunity to experience Christmas with you.

I am glad to know of your travel to Mexico with your daughter and your grandsons. Best regards to your daughter and your grandsons. I wish you have a good time in Mexico.

Best!

Yours,

Hongying

Dear Hongying,

We are finally home from our travels and getting ready to meet you tomorrow evening. I hope that it is okay that we invited your friend to stay here with you as well. Her host mother became ill. I am looking forward to meeting you tomorrow evening. I have your flight schedule that you sent earlier. If anything changes, feel free to let me know. My cell phone number is 717-379-7060. But I will follow the flights on-line, if possible.

We will enjoy decorating our house while you are here. We have plans for my family (my two sisters and their families) to join us for Christmas day here at the house. Unfortunately, Glen's family will be here on the Saturday after Christmas while you are away on a trip. But we will try to take pictures of them to show you.

If you like to bake, we can also try to make some cookies together. Since our girls don't live close by, I miss having them here to bake together before Christmas. Then we will get to eat them, too, of course!!!

See you and your son very soon.

Have a good trip!

Wanda

Dear Heise,

I am glad to receive your email again, and very happy to know that you have an enjoyable trip.

Our flight schedule won't change, and we will arrive at Harrisburg of PA tomorrow evening. I am very expecting to meet you there. I know your telephone number, so I will call you if I can't find you.

I am very excited to know that we can decorate the house for christmas with you and your families. It should be fun to stay with your families, and we are expecting. And I am very happy that we can bake together, and I am expecting to learn how to bake cookies from you.

I am looking forward to seeing you soon!!!

Yours,

Hongying Wang

           Home Stay第一天晚上

Wanda和Glen认为我们有良多的行李， 特意开了两辆车过来，他俩的车内饰很清洁，是我在美国见过的为数不多的，可见他们生活仍是比力讲究的。我和俊英坐上Wanda的车，Lake坐上了Glen的车，Wanda 开车好像开飞机，飞快飞快的，15分钟的旅程，我们很快就到了他们的家，一个别墅，三层，最上面那一层，Wanda租给了一个年轻人，他的父亲来自香港，印度尼西亚人，因为中风，刚刚往 世，周四就是他的葬礼，Wanda 邀请我们参与 ，我们因为统一天堂际之家有一个哈里斯堡城镇游的活动，时间有抵触，故回绝了。

Wanda的家很大。一进门，就觉得十分温馨可人，其时很含混，认为第一个房间是客厅，第二天才晓得那是厨房，很整洁，厨房旁边有一个小区域，用来饮 咖啡聊天 用，几把藤椅，上面展 着软软的垫子，有一只老猫Didi老是占着一席之位，她已经14岁了，是Wanda的更爱。

再往里走，就是客厅和餐厅，客厅里有沙发，有摇椅，摆放很随意，都不大，坐着很温馨 ，看着很紊乱 ，但处处透着家的觉得。客厅里我最喜好的，是Wanda在壁炉上摆放的各类各样的猫，形态各别，我更爱不释手的是，一块石头手绘猫，Wanda说那是她在一次Craft Show上得到，也是她的更爱，还有一只猫，也十分超卓 ，有着我沉迷的色彩配搭。闲暇之时我老是趴在壁炉上频频地玩味着，赏识着，曲看到心里往 。

我们被安放 到了一楼，现实上是地下室，很大很大，房间多得好像迷宫，有着厚厚的地毯，几个书架上满满地堆满了书，还有电视，有沙发，温馨 好像本身的家。Lake看到国际象棋，什么Queen，什么King，什么Knight，我是搞不清晰 ，Lake也不晓得什么时候熟悉 的，他和Glen立即 摆上象棋，掉臂夜已深，对战起来。

我和Lake睡了一张大床，床很温馨 ，差别于我在阿梅里克斯小镇的床，软得我天天晚上翻烧饼，睡不成觉。

一切一切我都很喜好，十分感激可以有一次如许的时机，可以深进 美国本地家庭，深进 领会他们的文化。

《谁来陪我过圣诞》

拉瑟曼是一个独身须眉，没有家人，而那个圣诞节，他的女伴侣也分开他远走高飞，他只要本身想办法 来填补本身的空虚，在圣诞节到来的时候他为本身租来了一个"各人庭"，想感触感染一下百口相聚的节日气氛 ，成果引发了连续串的笑料。……

《圣诞之家》

那是一部基于美国画家"绘光巨匠"托马斯·金凯德一幅喊 做"The Christmas Cottage"（圣诞小屋）的画做，同时也是根与画家实在履历改编的温情片子。他年轻时家庭情况很差，陷进 了随时可能失往 住所的窘境，而一位老画家在最困难的时候向他们伸出了援手，并启发托马斯成为一名画家。而那一切就发作在圣诞节的前一天。谁又能说那不是一个伟大的圣诞奇观呢？

应该是此中一部

楼主你好是在商场买了圣诞之家传送石进往 打 爆的还能够爆雪鹿交换卷 、超人脸色书套（123）