英语三人情景对话（要搞笑的）有什么
英语三人情景对话（要搞笑的）有什么
A：Welcome to our Sunday TV show. As usual, let me introduce myself first. I am Kevin. And my favorite TV stat is Kevin. It’s me. I am only joking. Now, let’s begin our TV show. Today we will talk about people’s entertainment. John, what kind of movies do you like?
B：Well, I like comedies best. And my favorite comedy is Mr. Bean. Rowan Atkinson is my favorite movie star.
A: How about you, C?
C: I like science fiction movies best. I think science is very useful. A: I like science fiction movies too. Do you like it, D?
D: En, I prefer cartoons. They are very funny.
A: Cartoons are also very good. Now the second question is, what’s your favorite book?
B: I like novels very much. And Chales Dickens is my favorite author. His ‘ Oliver Twist’ is my favorite book.
A: You, C?
C: Poetry is my favorite. Shelley is my favorite poem. A: Shelley is a romantic poem. D, What’s your favorite?
D: I like biographies. I know many famous people from reading biographies.
A: At last, What’s your favorite sport?
B: Tennis. I can play it well. And Roger Federer is my favorite athlete. He is a great athlete. He has got many champion.
C: I am a volleyball fan. Playing volleyball is my hobby.
D: I like volleyball, too. Shall we have a march later, C?
C: That’s great. I think it will be exciting.
A: That’s the end of our special TV show for today. Goodbye! Have a nice day!
你学过哪些搞笑的沙雕式英语呀
入门级
Rose rose to put rose roes
on her rows of roses.
Rose
释义
这里的「rose」可以解释为：
人名，萝丝；
动词「rise」过去式，起床、起身；
名词，玫瑰色；
名词，玫瑰花；
还有悄悄混进来的读音相近的单词：
roes，鱼籽，此处指肥料；
rows，「row」的复数，行/排；
翻译过来就是：萝丝起身把玫瑰色的肥料放在了她成排的玫瑰花上。
Rose
扩展
这句句子的有趣之处是在已有重复词汇「rose」的基础上加入了同音异义词「roes」和「rows」，给听者制造混乱。看看这古怪的句意，为了凑一个沙雕句子，人类真是费尽心机啊。
If it is it, it is it;
if it is it is it, it is.
It
释义
If it is it, it is it; if it is (it is it), it is.
如果A是B，那么B就是C；如果A是C（这个条件成立），那么就对了。
It
扩展
这是一句展示句法歧义的句子，与词性和时态没什么关系，只要搞懂每个「it」指代的内容都不一样就不难理解了。还有个更厉害的版本是「That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is」，给它加上标点以后可以表达四种不同的意思：
That that is, is. That that is not, is not. Is that it? It is.
That that is, is that that is. Not is not. Is that it? It is.
That that is, is that that is not. Is not "is that" it? It is.
That that is, is that that is not, "is not." Is that it? It is.
前两个是涉及到巴门尼德(Parmenides)风格的哲学谚语，存在者存在，不存在者不存在。这个短语也被记录在了布鲁尔的短语和寓言词典(Brewer's Dictionary of Phrase and Fable) 中。